Reverend Angel Dust
November 21, 2015 · Prayer for America Goddess Bless another morning Good morning America May your bald lumpy tires hold out For another weekend on your eighties retro S 10 May your cut of cocaine have less bc powder Than your last score Let us remember that America is about freedom But in America freedom is illegal Every day out of jail is a gift in America Because there are so many laws here If you follow one you could be breaking another Falling asleep on a park bench can put you in jail Walk carefully in the right places Lest you be reported for suspicious activity Constitutional amendments prohibiting gerrymandering Are probably unenforceable Local advisory boards have vacant positions Voter turnout is in the teens As people pander They use the government as an excuse Sometimes they blame the republicrats Other times they blame the demoblicans Let us prey for the five leaflets of freedom Cannabis sativa Cannabis indica Cannabis ruderalis |
Reverend Angel Dust
February 25, 2015 · The Daily Prayer Goddess all mighty Bless the ninety nine percent Of deamon alcoholic bootleggers Who are logic challenged Help them onto the road to success By giving them dish detergent To sell to the speakeasy downtown Give them free love And let them have the ganja And be Green Give them Green Give them life From herbal liberty Let there be opportunity Amen Awoman Ajoint Goddess Bless |