TOM MILLER - The HOST of the Reverend Angeldust's Tabernacle of Hedonism with your Host, Tom Miller. Tom's duties include setting the agenda, announcing the performers, sound design, promotions & public relations, and drinking copious amounts of Demon Alcohol. More about Tom Miller can be found HERE!
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MIKE GARVIN - Minister of the Interior. Duties include being the best-dressed of all the Deacons, Illuminating the masses with profound intellectual acumen, and describing what he is wearing. Mike is responsible for all the design elements and look of the Tabernacle of Hedonism.
GRANNY - Our true evangelist. Granny preached the opening prayer and a message of positivity at the start of each service. She accepted contributions and enjoyed an occasional shot of Demon Alcohol, although she generally abstained. Granny ministered to any parishioner, any place any time, and encouraged love and acceptance for all. Granny is currently Cosmic, ministering to all life forms and places larger than you and I. She is the Patron Saint of "Being Yourself With No Apologies." RIP. THE TABERNACLE FAIRY - The Tabernacle Fairy reads Tarot, grants wishes, and performs miracles with her magic wand. Occasionally, she performs as other characters including Puppy Princess, and the Fa La La La Llama. Duties include motivating the staff, cheering up the parishioners, and screaming at hecklers.
COWBOY - Performs in the style of James Brown. Generally only sings the same three songs he's been singing for over a decade at The Show. Currently doing undercover field work in the Alachua County Jail. Will return at the conclusion of his spiritual investigation. * FODDER O'BRIEN - Exorcist in Residence (Courtesy of the Dark Shepherd's Alliance). Fodder O'Brien brings Universal Field Energy to the Tabernacle and in powerful ceremonies, has repelled and neutralized Pastor Terry Jones and the racist Dove Outreach Center, Racist Richard Spencer, and former Mole Rat, Governor Rick Scott. Fodder O'Brien also performs calm and peace rituals and is currently on sabbatical somewhere in Europe. DEACON JAMES WESSON - Rapper, Performance Artist, Bucket Drummer. James appears at the Tabernacle in rare fashion, and often will stampede in from the entrance and tackle Deacon Tom Miller when he least expects it as a test of faith to Jamba the Great Dumpster Goddess. DEACON JAMES - a.k.a. "The Tabernacle Choir", left our planet to play bongos in the Known Center of the Universe - the big cosmic stage on Nov. 13 (Friday) of 2020. Our representative of Native American Culture is free! JEN VITO - Comedian, Business Expert Former Minister at 1982, currently arranging and hosting spectacular comedy shows throughout the Gainesville and Central Florida areas. DANIEL T. BALLARD - Puppet Master Currently located in the Orlando area bringing spectacular creatures to life for storytelling, entertainment and more. https://danieltballard.com/ BILL PERRY - Artist, Musician Bill Perry is everywhere, and also conducts and performs with the Bill Perry Orchestra for over eighty years now. He paints pictures, sings songs, plays hockey gloves, and loves hanging out with his family. Bill also enjoys ignoring the show, sometimes from home, sometimes from the stage. AUNTIE BOBO - The Nacho-Lighter Queen Auntie BoBo is the Nacho Lighter Queen at the Tabernacle of Hedonism, and leads the congregation in singing songs about her Nacho Lighters, the Miller Time Song, and her especially nasty song about sex and wanting it all! She also serves as chief fundraiser for our Church coffers. TAPEWERM - Musician, Historian Tapewerm performs at the Tabernacle of Hedonism during the early portion of the show, singing original and historical folk tunes about serial killers and their fates. |